Old quotes

I found a notepad of some quotes that I posted on a website I used to attempt to maintain.  After time, some are still usefull.

Life is too short to spend it working.

There is no special place in heaven for those who work through their lunch break.

Replacing time with family and friends with time to make money for strangers who don't even know your name could in no way even come close to be considered a rewarding experience.

"I've been fired from better jobs than this!"  Wayne Higgins to a restaurant owner 1982

Even God took a whole day off.

Time is an illusion in which we have been imprisoned by some superior force that is using us for research.

There are many ways to waste time.  Explore as many as possible.

Leave behind that world of standard formats, programmed answers, impersonal relationships, products which exits only for the sake of selling themselves.

It always confused me.  How can a God that represents infinite love and mercy endorse any organization that would practice the torturing, of any kind, of individuals that do not conform to the principles of that organization?  It's just plain stupid.

If heaven is infinite, than a fence around it would have to be infinitely huge. 

The logic breaks down when you consider that fences are built for containment. 

Infinity cannot be contained.

"What if you go to heaven where all illnesses are cured, but your illness happens to be schizophrenia?  Your problem is that you always hear the angels talking to you.  So you go to heaven and angels are always talking to you."  

The Oenyaw Mission Statement:
"Brain cleansing music for brain numbing times in a brain dead world"